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The eating habits of Mr. D

July 29, 2010

When it comes to food and eating in general; my policy is very simple. When eating, one ought to be only eating!!! And that is also one of the reasons, I hate going to a fashionable coffee shop; because people do everything under the Sun except drink the damn coffee/tea.

And I also think that I eat pretty fast. It all probably started when we had this eating contest organized in school when I was a little kid. And when it comes to food, I have seen slow eaters and I have seen fast eaters but in Mr. D, I have discovered this whole new category.

When it comes to Mr. D, eating is almost like “laying siege to a city”. It really is a long drawn out, tedious affair. He starts eating dinner at around 11 PM with a movie and he perfectly times his eating to end with the movie. I am not kidding!! Dinner for him is a 3 hour process, even with an interval in between!!!

At first, I was flabbergasted; then I was in a state of disbelief; then when it finally dawned upon me that he was “different”, I was intrigued!!!!

And I had find out what he did in those three hours.

So last week, under the pretense that I would also watch the Balayya starrer Telugu film, “Simha” with him, I keenly observed his style of eating.

And since, it is unfortunately a very complex process; I have presented it in a flowchart.

12 Comments leave one →
  1. July 29, 2010 4:48 am

    Number 1) Your muhurtham seems to have gone backwards??? 23.32pm to 23.20pm??? 😯
    OG: shit! I just noticed it now 😛 😛 well, leaving it thet way it is 😛
    Number 2) If you had to sit through the Balayya film ‘Simha’ for it… u must have REALLY been curious about this guy’s eating habits!!! 😀 😀 😀
    OG: haha 😛
    and finally number 3) your Mr D falls into a separate species already!! 😆 with those kind of eating skills, nobody can beat him!!!
    nice flowchart btw! 😛 😛
    OG: he is 😛 thanks!

  2. July 29, 2010 5:09 am

    LOL !!! The flow chart is fab – typical OG style huh !!! 🙂
    OG: haha 😛 thanks!
    Agni muhurtham – WOW – what a word !!! 😉 Where do u come up with stuff like that ???? 😉
    OG: an idle mind which likes to read up on things 😛
    How can u watch a movie with Balayya in the night ??? Utter joblessness guys.
    OG: jobless we are 😛
    You have such unique friends – each one a specimen and expert in something… 😉

    Enjoy and have fun…we are getting gr8 posts. 🙂

    BTW, I am second. ha ha ha 🙂
    OG: ROFL!!! yeah thanks!!! and u are second!

  3. July 29, 2010 8:18 am

    Yo what a flowchart! Another one of legendary OG buddies… 😀
    OG: haha 😛 yeah, it does seem so 😛

  4. July 29, 2010 8:33 am

    Aaahhh…the flowchart. Was kinda missing this OG !!! In your own words, ‘kalakki alyaaaa’ 😀 😀 😀
    OG: 😛 😛 😛 P 😛
    This D guy should be filmed by discovery channel for his eating ‘techniques’. Infact all your friends with funny initials should be filmed; it could go on for seasons 😀 😀 😀
    OG: van hit avum alle? 😛

  5. July 29, 2010 10:21 am

    ROFL 😆 😆

    The eating habit of him is amazing… 😀 😀

    and flowchart is real cracker 😀 😀
    OG: thanks machi!

  6. July 29, 2010 12:30 pm

    Awesome flow chart 🙂
    OG: yo thanks!

  7. July 29, 2010 2:12 pm

    Hahaha that is classic. I know a few people who can give Mr D a run for his money in this department. And Balakrishna not dancing/fighting/romancing/big dialogues is just not possible, because he is doing one of those in EVERY SINGLE SCENE. Then poor Mr. D will have to wait for a scene without Bala, which is impossible!
    OG: you know a few people who eat for longer?? wow 😛 and the thing you said about balayya is very true 😛

  8. July 29, 2010 8:30 pm

    LMAO!! poor guy!
    OG: me right???? 😛 😛 😛

  9. July 30, 2010 6:02 am

    First of all…. FLOW CHART!!!!!!! U know my love for statistical devices on this blog 😛

    Mr. EOG!!! Fashionable coffee shops are a boon to friends who just wanna “catchup” 😀 and who said ppl don’t drink their beverage?? sure they do… maybe they can’t drink it too hot…so waiting for it to be lukewarm 🙄 😛

    laughing at flow chart

    Organise the food in blocks?!!! Good grief… *crafty reminiscing her plate when she eats rice*

    It’s best to make a small well in middle of the pile of rice, add everything in there, meticulously mash till mixture is well spread to all of the plate, and maybe bits of it on the table… aah! Now to look around if there are chapattis available instead….

    laughing at flow chart

    Ironically the post that states your love for food and speed of devouring it… the ad below is for weight loss… :mrgreen: 😈

    laughing at flow chart

    Ur poor roomies who are subject to getting their life’s traits laid out as statistical devices!! 😛

    Did I tell u the flow chart is hilarious?
    OG: hahaha 😛 thanks u devil!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. August 3, 2010 3:33 pm

    OMG! such an extensive plan!! Btw, do ur friends read your blog??
    OG: nope, they dont :mrgreen:

  11. August 4, 2010 6:13 am

    First time here…Lol @ the flowchart 😛
    OG: haha, thanks!

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