I have registered in a Matrimonial Website!!!!

2009 July 16
by Ordinary Guy

I was touched by the concern that you guys showed in my last post about my marriage. :D and so, i have also decided to take the plunge!!!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have done the unthinkable and registered my name in a marriage website. My mom would be really happy, I know.

I first tried registering in “shaadi.com” but they said that they would not lower their standards to accommodate me.

Then I tried to register in “bharatmatrimony.com” but again, they kicked me out even before I could create a login. I also tried “tamil, malayalam, punjabi, telugu,kannada – matrimony.com” but no one would accept me.

After searching a lot, I finally managed to find a website that was willing to take me in and hence, I created my profile on “shady.com”. Please check it out:
ajit1_final

I also had to list down my dressing style, and my partner preferences.
ajit2

 Now yes, I suppose Ms. Z will come running up to OG!!!!!

PS: I have btw, found the perfect song to match my Ordinary Guy status; a Tamil song.

from → Spaar, Sstalle Kalippu, Thamasha

86 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 16
    Ashwathy permalink

    ROFL!!!!
    omg the first time i saw ur title bar i had a heart-attack! i was like,et tu OG??? :P :P dont give me a scare like that again! please! one of the komalikkal cousins getting married is bad enuff, two at one go is like an absolute shocker!! LOL
    OG: ROFL……….. yes yes, will not give shock in future :lol:

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    • 2009 July 16
      Ashwathy permalink

      aaaaaaaaaaaand i’m first!! dandanakka!!! :D :P
      OG: YAY!!

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      • 2009 July 16
        Ashwathy permalink

        awesome dash of creativity, dude!!
        the lungi pic rocks… headless of course! any girl will fall for u!!! hehehe
        OG: Thanku Thanku!
        children: u must be kidding rite? ROFL!
        body type: like 3sha and u say u have low expectations! :P
        HIV: only negatives please! u sound like u’re talking about the negatives of a photograph! :P
        wheatish/rice-ish :D i’m out of comments for this one !!! LOL
        Mother-tongue: Indian classic! :D
        OG: hhehehehehehehehehehe :P
        the best part?
        Religion preferred: Blasphemy!
        :D :D welcome to the school for certified psychos! ROFL… and i mean that in the nicest way possible!! :D :D
        OG: I think blogging is too blame for this :P
        hahah keep rocking, dude!!! :-)
        OG: yuppu!

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  2. 2009 July 16
    hitchwriter permalink

    Boy… going by these antics… you are never going to find Ms Z… !!!
    OG: ROFL.. seriously…. dude…… :P I also think the same

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  3. 2009 July 16
    hitchwriter permalink

    Did u actually do that ????
    OG: no dude, did not register anywhere :P just modified a phto

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  4. 2009 July 16
    oorja permalink

    LOL @ the photo… :-D :-P
    OG: heheheheehheehe

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    • 2009 July 16
      oorja permalink

      this will sure scare her away…

      Preffered body type- 3sha.. you’ll find all the responses from girls who are triple the size of her.. :-D :-P
      OG: ROFL!!!!! not that I am Mr. lean :P :P :P :P hehehehehehe

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  5. 2009 July 16
    Swaram permalink

    LOL .. that photo …n rice-ish complexion ;)
    OG: hehehehehehehe :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Pixie permalink

      LOL!!!

      OG! you are the limit! :D :D
      OG: thanks!
      MAn, put that up actually and see what kind of hits you might get!!! :D :D
      OG: we are going to change Vimmuuu’s profile now ;)

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  6. 2009 July 16
    Vimmuuu permalink

    ROFL !!! This is like heights of being desperate :D :D :D :D
    OG:ROFL!!!!!!
    Like Ashwathy, even I thought you really registered! Anyway, its better this way. You know what, you just gave me an idea. Why dont we do something similar to an existing profile (that is, mine) and check out the responses??? Komalikkal cousin, are you with me in this ???? I will change the contact details so that none of them could contact my folks ! Psst…psst…we could chat with all the good looking ones there too! What say ….???? ;)
    OG: Aliya, great idea….. We will modify your existing one and see how it works out :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      oorja permalink

      do you think with a snap like that the good looking ones would even dare chatting with you..
      OG: life mein kabhi kabhi risk lena padtha hai :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Ashwathy permalink

      @vimmuuu
      “heights of being desperate”??? look who’s talking… considering where all ur own online matrimonial profiles may probably be…. ;-) and now going in with the choice ur parents made! :D

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      • 2009 July 16
        Vimmuuu permalink

        I will reply to all this soon. Buhahahhahahaaha !!!!

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    • 2009 July 16
      Smita permalink

      @Vimmu

      Wake Up man!!! Wake up!!! And read with me

      Y O U A R E C O M M I T T E D S O B E T T E R S T A R T B E H A V I N G!!!!

      Reply
  7. 2009 July 16
    Mystery permalink

    Lol.. OG only you could come up with such a post :)
    OG: ROFL!!!! thanks!

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  8. 2009 July 16
    Smitha permalink

    oh god!!! ROFL!!! I can’t stop laughing!!! Will be back to comment properly later :)
    OG: “Hail smithus”!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. 2009 July 16
    Swaram permalink

    Body type : Like Trisha ;)
    OG: :P :P :P she is the best :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      hitchwriter permalink

      this trisha has infected OG’s brain… totally
      OG: yes dude :P

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      • 2009 July 16
        Swaram permalink

        ;) U like her Hitchy :P

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        • 2009 July 16
          hitchwriter permalink

          no way.. I feel she is a kid…

          having said that… now everone will come and tell me i m oldie… but she looks like a real kid
          OG: hmm……. :P

        • 2009 July 16
          Indyeah permalink

          good answer Dhirenbhai :D
          OG: you too, indy girl!!!!!!!

        • 2009 July 16
          Indyeah permalink

          yeah well :P 3sha aint my fav for sure :D

          plus saying ‘3sha’ sounds like a sneeze is coming :lol:
          OG: Sob sob sob sob!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P give her a chance to prove herself to be worthy of your respect indy girl :P hehehehehehehe

        • 2009 July 18
          Badz permalink

          Come on people. She not that bad. :-|
          Hugs OG!!!! I’m on your side. ;-) :-P

      • 2009 July 16
        Smitha permalink

        I agree! And she would be getting ready to commit suicide – if she happened to read all this :) But then, probably not – after all no publicity is bad publicity :) And she has been introduced to ignoramuses like me – thanks to OG :)
        OG: hehehehehehehehehehe :P

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        • 2009 July 17
          hitchwriter permalink

          no publicity is bad publicity…

          some one is getting influenced by Rakhi Sawant.. !!

          watch out !!
          OG: ROFL!!!!!! :P :P :P

  10. 2009 July 16
    Swaram permalink

    Blog with him … ha ha ha joint blog too !!!!
    OG: ROFL……… yes, if we can have joint bank accounts, we can also have joint blogs :P

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  11. 2009 July 16
    Aathira permalink

    Ha ha … that was amazing.. the title gave me a shock!

    Where did you create this??? I searched and its certainly not at http://www.shady.com! Amazing.. and the answers are to die for.
    OG: ROFL!!!!! I did not register anywhere….. just modified a photo :P
    And if Miss Z has got to be the one for you.. she will come even ifyou are clad in a lungi and smeared with rice/wheat all over!
    OG: hopefully :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Smitha permalink

      is there a real shady.com?????
      OG: yes, there is areal site like that as well, just checked :P

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  12. 2009 July 16
    sraboneyghose permalink

    ROFL!!! U r plain crazy, OG!!! Do u even work or spend the time at office thinking about all this stuff? And how did u come across this site?
    OG: Thanks for calling crazy :P yes, I work in office and not think about blogs :P :P and I did not register anywhere….. just modified a photo :P

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  13. 2009 July 16
    Smita permalink

    OG!!! This is hilarious!!!!

    :D

    OG: Thanks!!!

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  14. 2009 July 16
    kanagu permalink

    I am not able to see that in my mobile machi… will get back to PC and see that… seems to be a hilarious one :-)
    OG: wookay machi :P

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  15. 2009 July 16
    shilpadesh permalink

    Children: You must be kidding right?……ROFL

    Congrats OG, now it is only a matter of time before you get your Ms. Z and the Shady!!
    OG: touche!!!!!!!!!!touchwood :P :P and thanks

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    • 2009 July 16
      hitchwriter permalink

      ha ha ha ha… I again read this children you must be kidding… and burst out laughing…

      ha ha ha ha

      i just cant stop
      OG: hehehehe :P

      Reply
  16. 2009 July 16
    scorpiogenius permalink

    Hey, wot abt Trisha man??? Why you now looking for another one? Shame on you.. I thought you pledged your life with her already.. She must be shattered!
    OG: ROFL!!!!! classic comment aliya……….. :P :P :P yes yes, lemme change my profile again :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Ashwathy permalink

      mark under every preference – 3sha, 3sha, 3sha (instead of just 3-sha like) :P :P
      very convenient!!!
      OG: good idea :P :P

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      • 2009 July 16
        hitchwriter permalink

        3sha even i missed… but thanks to our great commenters… !! u wont miss a thing…

        actually u dont need to posts… u just read the comments and u get everything…
        OG: hehehehehehehehehehe :P seriously!!!!!!!!

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  17. 2009 July 16
    vishesh unni raghunathan permalink

    k which blogger are you trying to attract?
    OG: sadly 3sha deos not blog :P :P

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  18. 2009 July 16
    Indyeah permalink

    Horror scope?
    ROFL!!

    yeah thats exactly right! OG! :D
    OG: ROFL!!

    psssttttt OG?look at the second randomly generated post :lol:

    shady.com and the second post go very well together for you :D
    OG: OMG!!!!!! you had to catch it :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      hitchwriter permalink

      OMG !!!!!!!!!! Indy I m proud of you… what have u spotted… that second randomly generated post… !!!!!!!!!!!

      ha ha ha ha ha

      dont blame me if i laugh in my dreams tonight

      thank god biwi is not here… or else she would divorce the lunatic me… laughing in my dreams….

      blog samaj is dangerous for a marriage…. ha ha ha ha hah a

      i just cant stop laughing….

      OG: this blog samaj does this to everyone :P

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      • 2009 July 16
        Indyeah permalink

        @Dhiren yeah learned it all from you :D
        *The art of leg pulling* :mrgreen:

        *Indy beaming under all that praise*

        @Ashwathy thanks girl! :D
        yeah OG seems to have run out of options for sure :mrgreen:
        OG: OG has a lot of options :P :P :P but he is not letting the world know about his specialities :P :P

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  19. 2009 July 16
    Indyeah permalink

    OG are you like in love with the lungi pic? :D
    OG: YES I AM :P most comfortable dress :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Smitha permalink

      That is certainly true :) Did somebody interesting tell you that you look good in it :)
      OG: Ms. Z did ;)

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  20. 2009 July 16
    Indyeah permalink

    now I am off :P
    (dont worry …will come back later to pull your leg :P :P )

    Hilarious post OG! all I need to do is read it and laugh :D
    OG: yeah yeah, waiting for more legg pulling :P :P and thanks!

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    • 2009 July 16
      Ashwathy permalink

      ROFL!!! omg!!! hahahaha
      trust you to notice that Indy!!! hahahaha
      omg poor OG must be REALLY out of options!!
      OG: hmmphhh!!!!

      Reply
  21. 2009 July 16
    Badz permalink

    Gosh OG. Me still in shock. 8-O

    Will need to come back and reply later.

    *Badz walking off shaking her head and thinking OG gone mad. :-P *
    OG: he has :P :P

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    • 2009 July 16
      Badz permalink

      Umm I mean comment later. :-P
      OG: I got it :P

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      • 2009 July 17
        Badz permalink

        Ummm OG. Are you that desperate that you had to “register” yourself on this website? I’m sure Aunty wouldn’t have mind finding you a girl like Vimmuuu’s mum did. ;-)

        And, BTW, is it a girl that you want or a boy? Because you didn’t state in your profile. :-P :-P

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  22. 2009 July 16
    Solilo permalink

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    *Solilo fell of her chair and ROFL on the ground. Will get up and comment in a bit.
    OG: hehehehehehehehehehe :P

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  23. 2009 July 16
    Solilo permalink

    Never read anything so HOWLARIOUS. You are a riot, boy!
    OG: Thanku Thanku!!!!!! :P :P :P

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  24. 2009 July 16
    Solilo permalink

    Tri-sha is Trash-a

    OG, wake up and smell the coffee. You need to see better girls. :lol:
    OG: OG has decided to ignrore this comment :P :P
    That lungi picture is classic. But why a picture of rest of the baady and not your face? You mean a girl should select you on the basis of your Lungi color?
    OG: ROFL!!!!! I actually never thought of it, that way :P :P

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    • 2009 July 17
      Badz permalink

      No Solilo. OG doesn’t want to scare the girls off hence he only showed his body. ;-) :-P

      Bhagoo……..

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  25. 2009 July 17
    hitchwriter permalink

    Where are you dude ????

    Working too hard is a bad idea !! dost !!
    OG: reached home, just now :P

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    • 2009 July 17
      Ordinary Guy permalink

      yes dost, still in office :P

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      • 2009 July 17
        hitchwriter permalink

        you have lots of work to do now… !!! lol :P :P
        OG: hehehe :P :P working on it dost!!!!!

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        • 2009 July 17
          Swaram permalink

          I am really waiting to read part 2!
          OG: OMG…….. too much pressure….. it will take a few days! :P :P busy with wrk :P

  26. 2009 July 17
    umsreflections permalink

    Came to this site, after reading abt u in Hitch’s blog !!!

    Funny, funny to the core. Still hasnt stopped laughing !!!

    No girl will fall for u, if for any reason u r planning to post that lungi photograph. Very shady ????

    Nice fun reading – rice-ish, HIV negatives, abt ur religion.

    OG: hey Thanks!!!!! :P :P :P

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  27. 2009 July 17
    Amit permalink

    Are you sure it was shady.com and not shoddy.com? :P
    I think if you pick up your lungi halfway, there are greater chances of response. :P
    OG: ROFL!!!!! :P maybe next time

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    • 2009 July 17
      Badz permalink

      Good idea Amit. ;-)

      OG. Tell us how you get on with that and how many responses you get. ;-)


      OG: :P :P :P

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  28. 2009 July 17
    Harsh permalink

    ha ha ha … best of luck in your venture :P

    OG: thanks man

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  29. 2009 July 18
    Solilo permalink

    Why are you sticking your tongue out in each reply?

    What’s with :P
    OG: as dhirubhai says, complusive disorder :P :P :P it comes automatically

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    • 2009 July 18
      hitchwriter permalink

      he has complusive disorder… even while chatting, I told him too … :P :P :P :P

      cud it mean something sol’s ???
      OG: it does not mean anything :P :P

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    • 2009 July 18
      Indyeah permalink

      you know what this is Solilo?
      OG-itis.
      Thats what I have named this contagious disease :D
      ANd everyone’s catching it :D
      OG: OG-itis, it is :P :P
      Dhiren he uses this while chatting too na?

      *sigh* gone case!
      OG: ROFL!!!

      Or maybe OG only knows this one expression? :mrgreen:

      you know like a little kid who hasnt been able to grow up?
      tsk!tsk! Poor OG :mrgreen

      OG: hahahahahahaha, no, OG is old and mature :P he is am apoopan !

      Reply
  30. 2009 July 18
    TheThoughtfulTrain permalink

    LOL!! You are gonna get some calls from some fishergirls! ;-)
    OG: ROFL!!!!!!!! :P maybe :P :P

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  31. 2009 July 18
    kanagu permalink

    that is ROFL machi :lol:
    OG: Thanks machi!

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  32. 2009 July 18
    Solilo permalink

    I am sure you are going to come up with Part-2 : letters from girls. :P :lol:

    A sample:

    Dear OG beta,

    My daughter looks like Trash-A and she too wears Blue lungi with a shirt of course. Her complexion is a mix of rice and wheat and HIV tests still going on. She is a Sindhian (speaks only Sindhi). Pliss to apply.
    OG: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! sindhi’s are good looking :P and if she looks like 3sha, that would be an unbeatable combination :P :P ;)

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    • 2009 July 18
      Badz permalink

      Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

      Good one Solilo. ;-)

      Let’s see what OG has to say about this. :-P

      OG!! Where are you??? :-P :-P
      OG: very busy :P for a few days :P

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      • 2009 July 18
        Badz permalink

        That’s great news OG. The blog samaj gets a break from you. :-P :-P

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        • 2009 July 19
          Badz permalink

          SORRY OG. That was a little mean for me to say. :-|

          SORRY!!!! :-(

  33. 2009 July 19
    Rajkumar permalink

    your blog is very interesting.I like to add you in my blog roll
    I welcome you to my blog,leave your valuable comments and your link back is welcomed……….

    Reply
  34. 2009 July 20
    Rakesh Vanamali permalink

    Rofl…..LMAO……!
    OG: hehehehehehe :P

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  35. 2009 July 20
    chewmysambhar permalink

    Oru ponnu vaazhkaiya ipdi kavukkanumaa?:P Kdavul oruthar ilaya?! ;-)
    OG: ROFL!!!!! Kadavul irukkar :P Naanum ekukken :P :P :P

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  36. 2009 July 21
    Pal permalink

    ROFL! Shady.com? You know, you really must start a website like this. it will be a super-duper-hit! And you might just end up finding the love of your life there!

    Btw, why am I the LAST to comment on everybody’s blog posts? Everywhere I go, everybody has left a comment before me :-( I must learn a trick or two from Dhirubhai!

    Reply
  37. 2009 July 21
    mandira permalink

    i suspect it will be that pic in the lungi that will help u catch the girl of ur dreams!:P lol@shandy.com

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